Crazy Dragqueens

Yesterday I was on my normal commute to work when I noticed a very interesting drag queen up front sitting next to a bum. The drag queen had long thick braids but only about 9 of them with orange cloth and they were about 2 feet long each one.

I thought it was strange but went on listening to my music when all of a sudden I hear screaming in a high pitched voice and she was crying? Upset the bum wasn't showing her love. I found this very odd. She kept leaning in toward him and he was leaning soo far away from her that he was gonna fall off the seat.

Poor bum no one came to his rescue multiple times I watche her try to grab his face to kiss him. But he deflected it each time. I kept thinking to myself what the heck is wrong with her?

She was very entertaining to watch she had some interesting traits. Like she thought she was the hottest person on the bus and made sure everyone on the bus knew it. She kept flipping her hair around and waking other passengers in the head, which ill admit was kinda funny. She would taker her hair and put it in a new style every ten minutes.

At one point she grabbed the bums hand and made him feel her boobs. At this I couldn't help laughing seeing as she had no boobs lol.

As I left the bus I had to walk right past them and it all made sense. She was wasted beyond belief. No wonder. The crazy thing was it was 10 am in the morning! Wow!

Sadly I wasn't able to snap a picture for you this time :-(

The Drunken Pirate

So I debated which story to tell as the first story about the crazy people on the bus, plane, train, etc.

We all have had to taken publik tranzportation at some point in our lives and so in turn we have all had that run in with that one crazy person that steals your whole attention during the duration of your stay with them that you almost miss your stop, or just did!

I've taken publik tranzportation my whole life. Had one or two crazy encounters but ever since I moved to Los Angeles those encounters increased significantly.

The Drunken Pirate

One night while riding the bus home from work I got on to notice a weird smelling man across the aisle from me. I turned to see what the smell was and had to quickly cover my mouth from laughing out loud.

The man was in a Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow outfit. He was extremely filthy and it outfit looked as though he'd been wearing it for a few days. To add insult to injury he also had the ungodly smell of all sorts of liquor pouring out of him. It was disgusting.

Lucky for me, and all of you I was able to capture a photo of The Sparrow.

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